Can I brag for a second? How about a whole post?
My office’s holiday party last week featured a “Cupcake Wars” contest. Most people were sold on “cupcake;” they had me at “war.”
I’m a little competitive.
A little competitive like smack-talk-gauntlet-thrown-BRINGITITSBEENBROUGHTEN.
So a little.
I once created a coalition to ensure victory in a game of “Sorry” at a friend’s wine and board games night.
So maybe more than a little.
The cupcakes were to be judged separately on presentation and taste. Two categories. Two winners. Two opportunities to win. Game. On.
I created a strategic plan of action:
- find the single best cupcake recipe in the world that there ever has been
- make it better
- top it with the best frosting anyone ever alive in the history of the universe has ever tasted
- make all the little cupcakes sing and dance, or, worst case, look like endearing, heart-strings pulling snowmen with top hats that no one can resist
- give victory speech; pop champagne
With that kind of foolproof plan, it was impossible to lose!
I chose to make gingerbread cupcakes, kind of a weird choice given that I’ve never been particularly fond of gingerbread, but in times like these, you have to listen to your growling gut. And for some odd reason, it told me gingerbread. I found a lot of options for the frosting – brown sugar cream cheese (YUM.), maple… but I went with a basic, but delicious, cream cheese frosting. (I forewent the brown sugar version because it doesn’t harden as well so it’s more difficult to decorate – protip!)
Y’all. This time I’m really not trying to brag, these cupcakes are so good! They made me a believer in gingerbread. They’re moist and rich in flavor, spiced but not too heavily, and the all-spice is kept to a minimum (a must for my palette). Alone, they’re good. They’re solid. But the cream cheese frosting pairing is remarkable. It transforms the spiced cupcake into a real treat that feels decadent but not too heavy. I will keep this recipe as a go-to!
My roommate Matt and I toyed with several options for how to present the cupcakes. We settled on what we could do fairly easily and cheaply – simple, beautiful candy canes in the center of half and the other half made to be snowmen, using marshmallows, icing & oreo halves for top hats. For the main contest, I paired the cupcakes with hot apple cider that complimented and brought out the spice in the cupcakes and arranged the cupcakes on a red throw cloth with sanding sugar sprinkled around to look like snow.
that is to say, “You Can Call Me Al.” Our cupcake entry had to be named, and last minute, under pressure, I shouted that and ran away. Turns out – Al is a pretty endearing name for that snow dude with a top hat!
America’s Next Top Chef holiday office party “cupcake wars” award goes to….. this girl with two thumbs and some cream cheese icing stuck to her shirt!
I won presentation and taste. Bow
Thanks for bearing with me through that obnoxious brag moonlighting as a blog post. ……Is anyone bearing with me? Is anyone still reading?
For those of you who made it this far (hi, Mel!) I’ll stop babbling on and get to the point… the recipe!
Gingerbread cupcakes: Taste of Home (skip the maple frosting)
Cream cheese frosting
6oz cream cheese
1 stick butter (1/2 cup), softened1-2 cups powdered sugar, depending on your taste preference (I used 1)
1 teaspoon vanilla + a little drop or two (MORE VANILLA, PLEASE
Beat the butter & cream cheese until smooth and light
Beat in the powdered sugar
Beat in the vanilla
Consistency should be thick & smooth
Cool for at least 1 hour prior to icing if you want it to be firm enough to decorate